DEAR MISS RHINEGOLD ALLEY,

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

In your opinion, would the coat check girl from Keys, won the "Pig of the Run Award" if it had been given Sunday morning, instead of Saturday night?

Dear Nosey,

Signed,

A Nosey Bitch

Oh honey, can we talk? Lots of things happened on that Run, but one thing stood out, and was definitely, "The Talk of Cleveland." Who else, but The Contessa, at an all-Gay Run, would decide to help the maid clean up' with a full audience? No one deserved that award as much as The Contessa, though the coat check girl did put on a good show. Better luck next year, John. Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

As a visitor to Cleveland, I notice you have a Gay Bowling League. What I find puzzling, is all the Florist shops are in the top half, of the standings, and all the Leather Clubs are at the bottom. Why is this?

Signed,

David from San Diego

Dear David,

Funny you should ask, because I' ve heard this question before. The reason is quite simple. Florists have a good exercise program to build strong muscles, which is; 1. lift that vase, 2. push that pansy, 3. repeat. The Leather crowd doesn't exert themselves to that extent. Their exercise consists of; 1. swing that whip, 2. snap those handcuffs, 3. use that fist (though never for fisticuffs). I do notice that, the Leather/Florists seem to be doing fairly well.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

Who is this RITA broad, and why is she always talking about my "drinking" and driving habits? Signed,

Queen Victoria

Ah Vickie, Vickie,

Now you know I can't say who RITA is, but believe me when I tell you, "You won't catch me hitchiking in Toledo anymore."

MORE of Miss Alley

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

I relize that when the President is on a Diplomatic Mission to Mexico, it is the V.P.'s duty to fill in for him, but does that always include the Presidential Suite at Puritas Hills Estates? Signed,

Dear New,

New to the Scene

I put this question to the VicePresident, and he said, "I take over ALL duties for the President." I guess this club REALLY believes in togetherness. I think he might have been getting back at The 2nd Lady, for the Ho-Jo Maid Affair. The President refuses comment on this whole torrid affair, but I think a HIT is on the way.

Send your questions for Miss Rhinegold Alley to; Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley c/o P.0. Box 506, Lakewood, Ohio. 44107

KEYS 2nd ANNIVERSARY

February 12th was the 2nd anniversary of Keys, and boy did they have a party!

As usual there was no cover, a buffet that would equal one served at a Roman Orgy, and champagne in amounts matched only by the number HOT men in attendance.

Congratulations to Mark & Kevin and the great staff at Keys.

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